Honestly my worst fear about driving isn’t getting into a wreck or whatever it’s running over an animal. I’m pretty sure I’d freak hard if that ever happened to me
sassforsomeass said: lmfao WOW. Why doesn’t shit happen when I’m around? Except the time she took up Jeremy’s monkey.
smh, the kids in this school are out of control
Some girl came in the library very loudly today and the librarian was like “is that a monkey screaming?”. When her friend whispered “hey I think we’re being a bit loud” the trick just started raising her voice saying shit like “OH HOW LOUD ARE WE BEING RIGHT NOW? AM I LOUD??”
So I took the scanner and started shooting them with red beams until they went away because I couldn’t be fucked to talk today
Every time I put my hat on backwards I think to myself “wow i must look like a huge douche”
sassforsomeass said: oh
You weren’t going to room with him were you? I thought you were with Jeremy at UT